ceasefire...bila peluru kehabisan, bila manifesto diragukan, bila hati kerinduan...celaka, aku jatuh lagi...

achtung!!!...still.kept.in.hiding....must.not.expose.location...run.out.of.ammo...requires.extra.molotov.cocktail...from.vladivostok.with.agony...

i'm saving my money for a paper airplane; instead i spend it all on something else...

well, hell...stupid is as stupid does...duhhhh.....

crank it up yo!!!

challenging things are fun. in fact, that’s the main reason why people try to fuck everest and leaping on moon…rocknrolla style yo!!!

somehow; it’s defined our existence, get in touch with our primal nature. it’s like flirting with death, whereas the size of your brain is nothing to compare with the size of your balls…

the sensation of the adrenaline juice and testosterone shot; making up perfect cocktail combo for any menace junkie…

nonetheless; being a rempit who ends up being ass-fucked in the slammers is not challenging though, it’s just utterly idiotic…

p/s: kasi rotan je monyet- monyet ni…

entri ini tiada kena-mengena dengan kejadian minggu lepas, hanya luahan perasaan...

ayuh semua, mari kita tumpahkan darah di bukit beruntung...

gua dah reserved rusuk kiri dengan bawah dagu, gua nak try cedok 1,2...
rasa-rasa banyak tak darah yang tersembur???

moogle; baik lu jaga-jaga...

p/s: ntah; kalau lu ada masa senggang, cuba praktis step yang gua ajar semalam. left, left, right; kasi no mercy punya...

pak abu rocks!!!

"Cik Ramlee, huruf apakah huruf ini? Dia atas tanah, ada ekor, dan ada satu mata di tengah tengah" ج

"Matanya ada satu saja ya cikgu? Ada ekor? Atas tanah? Huruf mambang tanah!"

"Mambang tanah!? Hahhahhahhahahha ..... "

"Yang ini bukan mambang tanah Cik Ramlee, ini huruf Jim!"

"Jin? Eh.. jin dengan mambang kan tak jauh"

"Jin dengan mambang!? Hahhahhahhahahha....."

"Dah! Aaa.. Cik Ajis, huruf apakah huruf ini, huruf ini sama dengan huruf jim, tapi tak ada matanya saja." ح

"Oooo.. dia tak ada mata? Sama sama jin? Ooo.. jin mata buta la cikgu."

"Jin mata buta!? Hahhahhahhahahha ..... "

"Yang ini bukan jin mata buta Cik Ajis... Yang ini huruf Ha! Aa.. sekarang Cik Sudin pulak.."

"Saya, cikgu"

"Aa.. kenal tak dengan huruf ini?"

"Saya kenal cikgu"

"Huruf ini sama dengan huruf Jim, huruf Jim matanya di tengah-tengah tetapi huruf ini matanya di atas." خ

"Aa.. Jim ini matanya di tengah-tengah, Jim ini mata di atas cikgu... Jin pakai toncet!"

"Jin pakai toncet?! Hahhahhahhahahha....."

"Pak Abu tu ketawa terlalu banyak sangat"

"Cikgu... "

"Aa.. cepat, sekarang Pak Abu pulak."

"Yang mana?"

"Yang ini..."

"Oh, ni saya kenal, saya tahu ni.. huruf ini kan huruf - M"

"Itulah jangan suka ketawakan orang. Yang ini bukan huruf M, yang ini huruf Kha!"

"Huruf Khaaa?"

what are you hungry for?...

frankly speaking, you can eat almost anything & everything...

from knowledge to art, to wisdom & faith...
love & vengence, blood & tears...

hopes & dreams...

all your heart desire...
all your heart can contain...

but for me, right now...
a decent nasi lemak would be good enough...

p/s: nasi lemak pon kucar-kacir ada hati nak suruh aku bayar 3 ringgit...

Jagung kat KL

"we are very fucking sorry that it took us 15 fucking years to get here..."
-jonathan davis-

*Blind and A.D.I.D.A.S by KORN @ Sunburst KL 09

wellkomen...

aku perlu dan ingin percaya bahawasanya masih ada kasih sayang ditengah-tengah kekalutan dunia.

atau mungkin dunia ini masih berhutang dengan aku.

***

terus pejamkan mata sayang, dunia masih belum siap.

Sup Cendawan!

RDS-37 (tajuknya salah) ni Lebih kurang 1.6 Megaton (equivalent detonation TNT tak salah aku).... tapi ni bukan yang paling besar... yang paling besar pernah diuji ialah 'Tsar Bomba' lebih kurang 57 Megaton. So, bila nak pasang bomb ni kat Voltron ko Claw?

perhimpunan agong...

“i used to rule the world, ceasers rise when i gave the word. but now in the morning i sweep alone, sweep the street i used to owned...”

***

diskusi enam mata bersama moogle dan ntah pada malam minggu yang lalu lebih berat kepada menjarah topik “senjata pemusnah yang paling efektif untuk menakluk dunia”. moogle lebih berat kepada penggunaan ‘tesla cannon’ dan ‘e.m.p bomb’. ntah lepih percaya kepada ‘kasih-sayang-adalah-senjata-terkuat-dalam-menentang-kegelapan’ (bukan lampu ke??).

tapi secara jujurnya bagi aku, semua itu tidak akan bermakna tanpa 'pistol laser' dan sedozen 'voltron'…

p/s: si pensel tidak dapat dihubungi untuk sebarang komen. konon-kononnya beliau mengalami demam parah sepanjang minggu lepas…ceh dasar makhluk lemah antibodi…

Askar Merah

Lagu "Soviet March" dari Command and Conquer Red Alert 3

wolf of the day...

first thing first, a sincere note of thanks to encik pensel for the literature contribution.

i do agree with encik pensel. inconspicuous is the key people; but we first have to adjust and align our mean so that we shouldn’t be drifted away.

***

to protect the herd, you have to kill the wolves. and it takes a wolf to kill a wolf.

blend in

be 'normal'. as in, act like they act. dont be outstanding. just average. this average-ness will be the element of surprise. they dont expect anything from average joe.

thus, that is the perfect character to infiltrate. dont fight. join them. then reform from the inside out.

but. be very careful. dont be too average. unsuspectingly you'll become one. one of the mindless sheep.

comment...

pensel tumpul said...
kau tak masukan senjata lagi. kecoh ar lu.
February 3, 2009 10:39 PM

which made me realized…no anarchy without brick and stone. no revolt without bullet and shell.

but do we really need it though?. for ages we’re been hiding beneath our blemished armor, broken shield and galore battle lines. yes, we no animals. we better than that. even if a war only illustrate our animal impulse.

so I asked again, is it really necessary??

***

ah for fuck sake, suit me up…am ready to bleed….

vocation vacancies...

listen up fellow citizen of the world.

i’ve got few openings in my little establishment here. hell, actually i have few thousands of it.

i need twenty thousand foot soldiers, fifteen analyst and two master strategists.

***

well, you don’t expect me to do everything on my own, don’t you???

the real serpents…

yes, we scarred ruthlessly.

yes, we scream in agony.

and definitely yes, we did triumph mercilessly.

we are no heroes, we just wild bunch. we don’t have muscular physique. we never fight fair.

often battered and bruised, limping and bleeding. we smirk at the death and laughing at fate.

we do messed up; nonetheless, we always cleans up. one way or another. we get it done.

living will always be a catch-22, but we still keep on hustling.

***

because that’s what being a real rocknrolla is all about yo!!!

slap me a forty, I’m outta ‘ere….

guess who’s back…

people will change, people will die…eventually

but persona will never fade…

lock and load people, the battle cry may soon be heard once again…

***

Olololololololololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!